Rudolph the Red Nose bovine,
Had a very hemorrhagic nose,
And if you ever treat it,
You’d say these antibiotics blow!
All of the other bovines,
Prob’ly will be all the same,
Aerosol & shipping fever,
Affected Sciatic nerves will make them lame!
Then one foggy Finals eve, the DVM came to TPR,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Your purulence is such a fright!
Then came conjunctivitis,
Abortion and balanoposthitis too!
With all of these damn symptoms-
Is this BHV 1.1 or 1.2??
"If I can make ar least a 50% on all my finals, they will let me come back to vet school next semester" said my motivation as it died.
Extensors- most dorsal going laterally “every cow loves u”
Flexors- “don’t forget strangers fuck people”
And this kids is how veterinary students at Oklahoma state university learn their anatomy for finals.